It is over and I survived, the phrase “never again” tripped of my lips on more than one occasion on Friday night. They were nutters!! I mean you expect them to be noisy but I swear these kids were NOISY.
It started well…..and then their mothers left….and it was just me and a bunch of scary 8 year olds.
My smart idea of getting them all to sit nice and quietly and watch DVD’s didn’t go down to well. They all seemed to think it was more fun to run around the house screaming like banshees and leaving a trail of death and destruction in their paths.
One of them decided they wanted to play spin the bottle, they are 8 for goodness sake, 8!! When I was 8 of someone had suggested kissing a boy to me I would have hit them over the head with my Barbie.
Eventually I got them to calm down and fed them with Pizza and various other unhealthy things which will make their teeth fall out (that will give them something to scream about) and so I put a DVD on, they watched about 15 minutes and then one little brat decided it would be fun to try and spear the goldfish with an action man pencil. Poor Billy the Fish and Big Dave will never be the same again.
Eventually at 11 0’clock I had, had enough so I went upstairs and told them it was half 12 and put them to bed. They all think I’m ace because they got to stay up past midnight. It’s official, I am now the coolest mum they know….Result!!!
They all got up really early on Saturday and the whole sorry affair started all over again.
The rest of the weekend was spent recovering, and shopping.
And I still can’t find any skinny jeans.
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