Hubby is coming home today (yay!!!). He is in his way right now. I keep texting him to ask where he is and he is about 5 miles further along the road than last time I asked him. No, no, I’m not annoying much.

Thing is I really need him to come home because a bulb blew in the lounge and it’s one of these funny shaped complicated thingys and I can’t change it. Also the car ran out of screen wash on Wednesday and now you can’t see out of the windscreen now and I couldn’t fill it up because I don’t know how to open the bonnet and even if I could where are you supposed to put it?
That makes me sound really stupid, I do know how to open the bonnet I just can’t do it. I know there is a button you press or a lever you pull under the steering wheel but it doesn’t open properly and then you have to stick your hands in and fish around for a little catch or something and I can never find it and your hands get all dirty and then you can’t close it so you have to drive around with your bonnet bouncing around all over the place and nobody wants that!
But anyway it doesn’t matter because Hubby is coming home (yay!).

I was being all grown up and responsible last night and doing homework with Mini Man, he was doing things with clock faces and writing the time and stuff and he always rushes through and doesn’t take time over his spellings and he started writing “clock” but missed the L out and I was all (in a grown up responsible tone of voice), “Look, you have spelt that wrong, you missed out the L, what would that spell”? And then I suddenly realised what I was about to make my child say so I had to change the subject as quickly as possible. I was running around shouting “never mind, don’t worry. Let’s have ice cream”.
Gees I’m a bit dumb sometimes, I just don’t think before I speak. It’s like the time we went to Belgium and got lost because I was navigating and trying to read a stupid French map (I cant even deal with normal maps how am I supposed to work French road numbers when each road has 2 different numbers and it makes no sense whatsoever!) and I said to Hubby “is there another road with the same name that goes in the opposite direction”? He nearly went off the road he was laughing so much and yeah, it was a silly thing to say but sometimes it takes a while for my brain to catch up with my mouth.

Ikea tomorrow, stroll on, Ikea is my happy place! It used to be Debenhams but now it’s Ikea. Love it, love , love it.