Apparently you learn something new every day. Todays lesson was Do Not Mess With the Shredder.

Me and that machine had a serious disagreement this morning. Needless to say I came off worse and by the time I had finished jamming it up, trying to empty it and kicking it a couple of times you couldn’t even see the floor. It looked like it had been snowing.

‘Best clean up after myself I thought’ and I did, for a crazy wee minute there, think about running away and denying all knowledge but that would be wrong and irresponsible and never let it be said that I’m irresponsible because if you do I will be forced to smack you. The truth hurts and all that. Only kidding, I wouldn’t really smack you, I’d just go in a huff. No, no I wouldn’t, I’m a nice person really, and very responsible.
Anyway, off I trot to the cleaners cupboard to get the hoover and wouldn’t you know it, it’s one of these annoying little ones that you have to drag after you and keeps bashing you ankles and to add insult to injury it had a big smiley face painted on the side so it kept grinning at me as it attempted to put me in plaster so I gave it a couple of kicks too just to make myself feel better because I woke up in a bad mood this morning, never have guessed would you!

So when I eventually finished lugging the stupid thing around and swearing under my breath I went to put it back in the cupboard and I’m struggling with it trying to shove it back in and the door closed on me. It’s a really big heavy door and it whacked me right on the ass and shoved me into the cupboard. And, I landed on the hoover!

So I sat there, in the dark, with bits of shredded paper in my hair, feeling sorry for myself but then I started thinking that if I could just stay there and nobody would find me all morning and it would be great and then I got the giggles and thought I better come out before someone opened the door and found me because I looked like a bit of a crazy woman sitting in the dark with shredded paper in my hair, laughing my head off.

Oh Nonny, you are really grasping at straws here, posting about breaking the shredder. Go get a life so you have something interesting to write about.
On a brighter note my baby comes home tonight, can’t wait!!!!!