Oh my goodness, I’m sooo broody, I’m obsessed with babies, absolutely obsessed.
I am just going to have one, I have to admit the maternity leave is a big attraction but I WANT A BABY damn it!
I have names already chosen and everything and I have taken to watching these silly programmes on Living like Special Delivery and others with equally daft names. My husband thinks I have finally lost it…..he could be right!
Maybe I could just buy one of the internet or something, I don’t really want to be pregnant but I want the baby. If they could send it over round about September time then that would mean I could get my summer holiday out of the way first which would be good and if they could send one that’s past the waking up 5 times a night stage then that would be even better.
I love the way babies smell, the first thing I do when I see a baby is sniff their head and they all have this smell. It’s kind of a mixture of fluffy clouds and warm milk and bunny rabbits.
Damn it I want one.
And those faces they pull when they sleep and the little grunty noises they make, it’s so damn gorgeous and I damn well want one.
Damn it!!!!
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2006-02-28 @ 20:24