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by nonny @ 16/03/06 - 11:07:26 am

I have pulled my calf muscle and it sodding hurts.

I went to the gym last night which considering I haven’t been for ages and I really couldn’t be bothered, I was actually quite proud of myself. Turns out it was a big mistake because now I’m hobbling around feeling sorry for myself telling anyone who will listen how I have a “really bad sports injury and I might need physio you know”!!!!

I managed half an hour on the elliptical trainer (I even did it backwards because I will tone up my ass even if it kills me) with no problems whatsoever and then after only ten minutes on the rowing machine, where you hardly even use your legs, I got the worst cramp ever! No exaggeration. It took me about ten minutes before I could stand up so I had to sit there rubbing my poor leg making pathetic whimpering noises and cursing under my breath and people kept asking me if I was ok and I was all big smiles and “yes, I’m fine” and trying not to cry.

So I went home and lay on the sofa and milked it for all it was worth.

Yes, I am like a man when I am ill or in pain. I need sympathy, NOW. I need someone to make me tea and stroke my head, I need someone to listen to me moan and feel sorry for me and if I need to go vomit I want you to old my hair and rub my back whilst I’m doing it damn it. I need attention!!!

I’m so distressed…………I may need to go shopping at lunchtime.


 
 

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[Visitor]

2006-03-16 @ 11:27

Aw you poor thing! They do say a little 'light' exercise helps to stop muscles seizing up. So, Dr's orders it is then - you must go into town. Make sure you rest intermittently (Starbucks?) and give the muscle a gooood stretch (new heels?) But don't overdo it (take friend with you to lean on?) and rest when you get home (nice hot bath and foot massage from hubby?)

what? WHAAAAT? It's Dr's orders ;)

nonnynonny [Member]
2006-03-18 @ 20:10

You know what, that totally worked!

rianloverianlove [Member]
2006-03-16 @ 11:46

Ok so worked so hard u need rest now.........! nice blog

KarenFKarenF [Member]
http://www.lordbothwell.co.uk
2006-03-16 @ 12:29

I AM A PHYSIO!!!!!! And I am very cheap considering how bloody good I am. [end of advert]

The usual advice for a pulled muscle is RICE: Rest, Ice, Compression and Elevation. So basically sit with your foot up and use a bag of frozen peas on it for ten minutes at a time. Don't lie your leg on the peas, and use a damp flannel between your peas and your leg (to prevent ice burn). If you have a tubigrip, use that.

It sounds like you didn't warm up sufficiently before you started hard exercise. In future, make sure you walk on the treadmill, or cycle, beginning slowly and building up to training zone over about ten minutes. I used to just jog to the gym which did it for me - start at a brisk walk then jog. If you have a muscle group prone to cramp, then stretching beforehand may help. There is some evidence it doesn't help to stretch, but the subjects in that paper stretched *before* warming up, when you should stretch *after* warm-up. Also, if your muscles are fine, then it probably makes no difference, but if you are prone to injury, then it does (I think).

You also probably exercised beyond your aerobic capacity. This can cause stitch, or cramp. Harder isn't always better! [end of lecture]

nonnynonny [Member]
2006-03-18 @ 20:05

Hi Karen

Thanks for the advice, I tried the peas thing (but I used sweetcorn) and it was really cold so I kind of gave up.
I was actually taking it easy at the gym that night, honestly, honestly, but thinking about it i probably didn't warm up properly. I am a very very bad girl and have totally learned my lesson.
Aye, right! In future i shall not be such an idiot. It still sodding hurts tho!

[Visitor]
http://sexualhealth.blog.co.uk
2006-03-16 @ 12:37

hiii
what happen???
why u so work hard

janet [Visitor]
http://www.loveisblonde.com
2006-03-16 @ 17:06

I think shopping is a good cure for just about ANY problem, really. Except debt. I like reading your blog because you have a much more fun vocabulary than boring ol' American me. Thanks for stopping by my blog too :)

jessica [Visitor]
http://www.intherightlight.com
2006-03-16 @ 18:54

Shopping cures everything!

[Visitor]

2006-03-16 @ 22:29

Now then Nonny, here's a tip that was passed to me today by one of my customers. He reckons putting salt on your tongue will cure cramp. Feel free to try this remedy and let me know if it works :-) Of course all that salt will do nothing to help your blood pressure so don't tell your GP.

take it easy :-)

nonnynonny [Member]
2006-03-18 @ 20:09

Well, that sounds a little dubious so maybe I'll give it a miss. You're winding me up right.....?

[Visitor]

2006-03-18 @ 23:32

lol, nope, the tip was passed to me by a retired bricklayer. Being a softy I wouldn't try it myself but if anyone out there would like to try it I'd welcome any feedback. He also has a remedy for dry/sore/cracked hands due to cold weather. (the things men have to put up with at work eh?) A little sugar solution or honey rubbed into the affected area should do the trick. I suppose Fairy Liquid will have the same effect if we can believe the TV ads. :-)

discoboddiscobod [Member]
http://discobod.blog.co.uk
2006-03-18 @ 03:32

did you warm up properly before you excercised

very important to warm up and stretch the muscles before and after exercise

[Visitor]

2006-03-18 @ 07:38

you so do need to go shopping, the walking around should stretch your calf muscle!!. n good you for going to the gym, I haven't been in months!! I will go back, just need to prepare, then I'll go back and pull a calf muscle or something! x

PurpleDragonPurpleDragon [Member]
2006-03-19 @ 14:21

My neighbour just bought one of those cross-trainers and I'm so jealous I could bust! If I had one, you'd never get me off it, and I've have buns to crack walnuts with :)

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