I have pulled my calf muscle and it sodding hurts.
I went to the gym last night which considering I haven’t been for ages and I really couldn’t be bothered, I was actually quite proud of myself. Turns out it was a big mistake because now I’m hobbling around feeling sorry for myself telling anyone who will listen how I have a “really bad sports injury and I might need physio you know”!!!!
I managed half an hour on the elliptical trainer (I even did it backwards because I will tone up my ass even if it kills me) with no problems whatsoever and then after only ten minutes on the rowing machine, where you hardly even use your legs, I got the worst cramp ever! No exaggeration. It took me about ten minutes before I could stand up so I had to sit there rubbing my poor leg making pathetic whimpering noises and cursing under my breath and people kept asking me if I was ok and I was all big smiles and “yes, I’m fine” and trying not to cry.
So I went home and lay on the sofa and milked it for all it was worth.
Yes, I am like a man when I am ill or in pain. I need sympathy, NOW. I need someone to make me tea and stroke my head, I need someone to listen to me moan and feel sorry for me and if I need to go vomit I want you to old my hair and rub my back whilst I’m doing it damn it. I need attention!!!
I’m so distressed…………I may need to go shopping at lunchtime.












2006-03-16 @ 11:27