Yes,, I KNOW! I know whats down the hatch and it’s a wee Scottish man who thinks he’s Jamaican and his name is Desmond!
Ha!
And Dr Jack knows him cos he met him when he was running up and down the stadium steps and he was all upset because he couldn’t fix his wife only she wasn’t his wife then and he had his perplexed face on and his hair was all floppy and ewww but you still would and he hurt his ankle and Desmond said “lift it up brother” and now he’s only flipping down the hatch!!
(Am so excited by this I seem to have forgotten how to punctuate).
And Sawyer pulled out his own bullet, man he’s got balls, he’s kind of mean but mean in a good way, I mean he’s not even scared of that big shark and even though he’s not a kick up the ass of Victor Meldrew you still would and he could look after you I mean I don’t think Dr Jack would really be any good in proper crisis that didn’t involve a stupid island, if you ever get caught in a bank robbery it’s Sawyer you want standing next to you in the queue definitely, mafia drugs war in a deserted warehouse, I’m having Sawyer. He would hide you in a cupboard and growl huskily “Don’t worry baby, I’m coming back for you” then he would grab his uzi machine gun run out and blow all the drug barons heads off, 10 – 1 he’d kick their ass and then he would come back and his hair wouldn’t even be messed up (and did I mention the skin tight white vest) and he would grab you and tell you, you were safe and all the big nasty coke heads were dead and then he’d take you shopping and buy you jimmy choos.
(Flipping heck, was that all one sentence)???
Anyway…..I KNOW WHATS DOWN THE HATCH!
2006-05-07 @ 16:03