'nuff said. X

This blog is temporarily experiencing techncal difficulties (as in technicaly I am on holiday and can't be funked).

Normal service shall be resumed once I drag my sorry ass back down south and wake up to the fact that yes, I do have to return to the real world and damn it, I actually do have to go back to work on Monday morning because I don't get paid for watching Jeremy Kyle and shopping.

Luy ya
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Hey Boys and Girls

We are officially on holiday so it's been left to me to keep the home fires burning. My mum is to busy with important holiday stuff like girlie lunches and hugging babies.

Do you like my "I'm on holiday, don't mess with me" pose?

It took me ages to get that right. Some people might say the glasses indoors are a bit much but hey, when you live the life of an international rockstar like me you need to keep the image up, you know what I'm saying.

Like I said my Mum's been busy cuddling Baby Leon..

I think all the cooing and kissing is starting to get to the kid now. I know how he feels!

Ok, I admit I've been having a sneaky wee cuddle as well...

.....but mostly I've been guarding the perimeter, keeping the enemy out, you know what I mean. Hey, there's women and children in this house. Someones got to keep order around here.

When I'm not doing that I'm pretty much pulling faces when I think nobodys looking..

.....and looking cute with teddies and stuff

My dad's coming to join us tomorrow, maybe he will help keep Mum amused, all that baby hugging has affected her brain because seriously, look what she's doing now

She best not come near me with that dress!!!!!

I love you........No, I love you..........NO, I LOVE YOU!!

She can dance, yeah she can jive, oooo yeah, having the time of her life........

Spot the Nonny

If I just focus hard enough I WILL look sober!!

No idea who you are mate, but your tie needs sorting

Touch my drink and you die!!

Guess whose trip to Amsterdam was cancelled? Yes, mine!
To say I’m gutted would be an understatement. Nicola’s dog got run over and had to have an operation which cost 2 grand so they couldn’t come. We have postponed and are planning to go in a few weeks so that’s not too bad.

My ma has been down visiting and she went home yesterday and I am going up north in a week and a half. Oh yes! I’m going home!!!!!
I’m going to spend a weekend in sunny Elgin where I shall be going out with the girlies, drinking fancy drinks with umbrellas in them and getting into all sorts of trouble. Ha ha, bring it on!
I go to Stornoway on the Monday and then a week later Hubby is joining me (just to make sure I actually come back).

The wee man went up with my Ma on the train yesterday and I have to confess I cried at the train station even though I’m going to see him in a week and a half. I asked him if Baby Leon was as gorgeous as he looks in the photos and he told me “yes, but he doesn’t have any teeth”.

That’s about it today because I have a meeting in half an hour which I have done absolutely no preparation for whatsoever and I’m just hoping it finishes by 1 because I’m going to get my eyebrows waxed.

You have to get your priorities right!