Ok,I've been tagged to to give 7 random facts about myself. so here goes:

1) I have a habit of saying really dumb things, My brain doesn't connect to my mouth quite a lot of the time.

2) I once won an award for the most sales in the North of Scotland when I worked for a bank, I got a really crappy certificate in a cheap plastic frame and I think i threw it straight in the bin but if it moves, I can sell it a credit card.

3) I do a brilliant impression of a blow up doll, it's my party piece, honestly, I rock.

4)I've been barred from the kebab shop out side our local nightclub, it wasn't entirely my fault although I was a bit drunk but I think the guy behind the counter was just a bit sensitive, anyway, I'm allowed back in and he loves me now so all's well that ends well.

5)I once did some modelling for a Harris Tweed catalogue, I know, I know. If you Google Alice Starmore, In the Hebrides that's me on the cover with massive hair looking like a bit of a tool with the most disgusting outfit you've ever seen in your life on.

6)I have a bit of a thing for distinguished, elderly gentlemen with white hair and beards, not like Father Christmas beards but Kenny Rogers beards, sometimes they don't even need to have a beard, I just want to sit on their knee and hug them, I can't help it.

7) My friends and family are the most important things in my life and I love them so much.

I'm not going to tag anyone because as usual I'm last and I think everyone has done it already. I know I'm slow but don't pick on the pregnant chick.

I'm going now to write a proper post and read what everyone has been up to which i haven't done for ages.
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